Mammy love : October 27th 2013 #mumism

Todays mumism:

Ooo Colette you're wonderful at looking after me, I'm going to tell your mother...

Holidays: October 23rd 2013 #mumism

Todays mumism

Mum...do they take british money here?
Me...yip, where fo you think we are?
Mum...in Florida of course, why where are we?
Me... Paisley (In the pishing on florida like rain)
Mum...ooo can we use british money here too?

Gotta love a holiday mindset!

Poaching ;-) October 12th 2013 #mumism

Todays mumism

Mum: so what are you doing with yourself these these?

Me: ...I've got a coaching business

Mum: *shock* what! I thought that was illegal!!

Me: *confused* mmm...nooo....

Mum: when did you get into poaching?

Ahhhh...penny drops :-)

Fags : October 9th 2013 #mumism

Mums asking Callum to go buy her cigarettes, he told her he's too young. So she asked him to ask one of his pals!